Showing posts with label Iraq. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iraq. Show all posts

Friday, June 24, 2011

Iraq and Afghanistan Aren't Going to Get Any More "Won"


As you can see from these maps, Allied forces now hold every part of both Iraq and Afghanistan.  We have no part of either of them left to conquer, not since Hamid Karsai rose to power and Saddam Hussein dropped out of office.  Still, with rebels sabotaging their own country's oil facilities, gas at four dollars a gallon and the Taliban having tea with the Afghani President, this doesn't feel much like victory.  Still, could it?
     Now I live for a while in Chicago, and ever so often I have to compare our victories in the middle east with the the Chi-Town police department's "victory" over the the street gangs.  Yes, on one hand, nobody actually puts "gangstuh" on his resume.  On the other hand though, the people in the city's west side are either too scared or too supportive of the Kings, the Bloods and the Crips to call the police, and so they go on selling criminal goods and services with almost no fear of a legal consequence.
     The countries of the Middle East may just be like the west side.  Basically, in both cases the people living there see the supposed forces of order as at least something of an occupying force and, even in clear evidence of the benefits of the presence of such enforcers, they prefer to avoid or possibly even subvert them.  Oh, we do have a few advantages in Chicago.  The population speaks the same language as the cops, and they usually have roughly the same ideas about God and democracy.  Still,we do seem to be losing that war simply because of our overall unpopularity with the general populace, and we probably shouldn't think we're going to do any better in a more complex place like Arabia.
     A side thought: we probably should've had a rotation policy in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Then our soldiers there would've had the same chance as Chicago cops to tell us when a policy was working and when it wasn't.
     Hell, maybe we just should've given Iraq to Kuwait.  Hell, in some ways they wanted to be together.
     Just a few thoughts....

Sunday, January 23, 2011

A few thoughts on Iraq




THE TOP REASONS TO GIVE IRAQ TO KUWAIT: (It's an idea!)

1) They wanted to be together--Iraq even invaded once! Beyond that, hey, they and Iran used to be the same country (Persia), and they seem to see their disunion as the result of decisions by the hated colonial powers. Hell, they even refer to one feature in Iraq's borders as "Winston's Hiccup" and believe it to have been the result a a small bit of indigestion on the part of Churchill while he was drawing the map. The Iraqi's just might welcome such a merger.

2) Pursuant to #1, we could probably spin this to make ourselves seem like the benefactor or the power-broker of the Arab world and that might diffuse a suicide bomber or two.

3) Being an army of occupation is like being a policeman on the west side of Chicago and just ask a cop or a Crip about the futility of that.

4) Any post invasion government in Iraq will at least seem like an American puppet, but the established and respected regime in Kuwait may have no such problems.

5) Placing the progressive government of Kuwait over Iraq would be the de facto removal of tyranny which we might not be able to count on otherwise.

6) The Kuwaitis actually know how to govern a nation in the Middle East and to judge by the army attacks on police stations, we might not.

7) The Kuwaitis are rich enough to finance Iraq's war against Iran, so they probably have the money to arm and organize Iraq, even if they're small.